This is my OLD Foxtrot Story from 8TH Grade.


Chapter 1: It's Time

As Jason was walking up the white steps to his room, where his best friend Marcus and his brother Dew was, he was wondering how they would react to his news. When he entered the room Marcus asked, "Why the lone face, buddy?"
Jason looked into Marcus' brown eyes. Then he stared at his brother Dew. He said, "It's time."
"Time for what?" asked Dew.
Jason said, "For the Lone Iguana to return," and looked at his pet iguana, Quincy.
Marcus asked "Why? Why go to such drastic measures?"
Jason replied. "Because our family isn't treating 'us kids' with respect. Paige is mean, Peter treats us like children, and Mom bugs us for stupid reasons."
"But why such drastic measures?" said Dew.
"To show them what 'us kids' can do." said Jason.
"Ohhhh, ok." said Marcus and Dew
And so, 2 10-year-olds, Jason and Marcus, and a 12-year-old, Dew grabbed their cowboy gear and Quincy, and set out to prove a violent, but important, point.


Chapter 2: The Warning

Jason went up to his mother Andy and said, in his very best cowboy accent, "Ma'am, something bad has a-came. We kids ain't being treated with nuff respect. So, to teach you what 'kids' can do, we have brought up the Return Of The Lone Iguana."

"Haven't we been through this 3 times now?" Andy angrily asked.
"OK,Return Of The Return Of The Return Of The Lone Iguana," Jason replied innocently.
"Well, I'm staying out of it again," Andy said.
But, my fair madam, you are one of the causes. Be forewarned, for this will be the biggest and meanest Lone Iguana." Jason said. Then he went out of the kitchen and went back upstairs to plan with Marcus and Dew.